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elemental_guy - Group: Moderator - Total Posts: 1200
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Posted on: 06/22/11 11:47PM

and what would be Japan's role?



Anti_Gendou - Group: Moderator - Total Posts: 4368
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Posted on: 06/23/11 12:08AM

Japan is somewhat similar to the HRE in a different way.

The Emperor in Japan during its Feudal era was just a religious figurehead. He didn't have much political power, but could make religious decisions. (Like allowing Xavier to spread Christianity to Japan.)

However, the Emperor DOES play a major role by appointing the Shogun. (In the HRE, the Pope crowns the Emperor... despite the fact that Rome was not part of the Imperial States... which I always thought was weird)

Instead, the "boorus" are Japanese clans. Like smaller states of the HRE, they are only peaceful to eachother for as long as the "Shogun" is protecting them. Instead of electing the Shogun, the Shogun is hereditary. Just like any other clan.

Then suddenly a weak Shogun comes along. And ignores the fact that angry Mongols are rampaging in his country. Naruto fans

The Clan Boorus take matters into their own hands. And expel the Mongols... but in turn also begin to strip power from the Shogun. And fullfill their own ambition.

The Shogun loses his grip, while every other booru is fighting to make their own clans the "shogunate" and take control of all the Boorus.

Eventually the wars are pacified by the creation of a new strong Shogun.

But then the mid 19th century comes along. And here comes Matthew C. Perry ShadowbladeEdge representing Danbooru. He comes to force the Boorus to do business with the United States of America.

Conflicted with how to proceed with foreign policy, the Shogun agrees to whore himself to the USA. Danbooru The Booru clans don't like it, and begin to overthrow him once again.

Except now, the power they are fighting for is not another shogun. But the Emperor. The Meiji Restoration begins. (The Meiji era is also where our much famous CENSORSHIP laws come from)

Despite fighting against the shogun to avoid dealing with the white man... the Boorus whored themselves to Europe anyway...

The New Japanese Army was now a clone of France and Prussia (The greatest armies of the time) Oh yeah, I mentioned Prussia in the Holy Roman Empire section on page 20 as well while Japan's navy became a clone of England's navy. (The greatest navy of the time... and still is somewhat).
That explains how Japan kicked so much ass for so long. (And why I sometimes blame Perry for accidentally starting WW2.)

Well the Fuedal system started to die. All of the Boorus soon became united to a single large Booru. As Japan began to become a Constitutional Monarchy instead, one Booru... the Satsuma Gelbooru clan, made one final stand during the Satsuma Rebellion.

It was more of a means of letting the Fuedal system's last samurai warriors go out with a bang. Gelbooru never had a chance of beating the Imperialists by that time.

No... Tom Cruise is not or never will be the last Gelbooru samurai.

gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=490400



elemental_guy - Group: Moderator - Total Posts: 1200
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Posted on: 06/23/11 01:50AM

[*this post is now irrelevant*]



Anti_Gendou - Group: Moderator - Total Posts: 4368
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Posted on: 06/23/11 05:02AM

People are often afraid of long boring history comparisons... especially if you try to compare it to animu websites. That even downright confuses myself.

I practically made damn near an entire magazine article.



ShadowbladeEdge - Group: Retired Staff - Total Posts: 835
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Posted on: 06/23/11 05:53AM

Anti_Gendou said:
And here comes Matthew C. Perry ShadowbladeEdge representing Danbooru.[...]Conflicted with how to proceed with foreign policy, the Shogun agrees to whore himself to the USA.

So I get to have sex with Lozer?

Anti_Gendou said:
People are often afraid of long boring history comparisons...

I love them.



elemental_guy - Group: Moderator - Total Posts: 1200
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Posted on: 06/23/11 05:54AM

. . . fuck what I had here before, just remembered some shit this site went through a while ago, thinks to the comment after me. (complimental kind of thanks)

in other words, Xbooru WILL SCAR YOUR MIND! use everything you can think of in your blacklist if you'd lurk there or do as the comment after me says. . .



internetlovemachine - Group: Fleet Admiral Cat - Total Posts: 3836
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Posted on: 06/23/11 06:11AM

Advice for those who'd visit Xbooru:

Don't.



Anti_Gendou - Group: Moderator - Total Posts: 4368
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Posted on: 06/23/11 12:51PM

Something bad just happen to you while you were there?

I lot of their shit seems to either come from here or Paheal though... by that I mean, their shit comes from Paheal, and their goodness comes from Gelbooru and Danbooru.

Very well... if the HRE is formed, Xbooru will be Burgundy. Half French Half German nation that was conquered and no longer exists.



elemental_guy - Group: Moderator - Total Posts: 1200
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Posted on: 06/23/11 01:07PM

Well I did edit out (☠disgusting spoiler☠) if you wan't to see a picture of someones shit in a toilet, or a close up of there own penis on Xbooru, go ahead in my previous post. This would cause any sane person to add anything to their blacklist there just to be safe, and don't expect them to be deleted because (not important, but a bit surprising) THERE'S NO ACTIVE ADMIN OR MOD THERE, just members. also, ridiculous stupid ass tags like "boobies" are there, oh and you don't even have to be a member to screw with tags, You could just be a lurking anon.

plus I think ILM was saying don't as in don't visit the site at all, when I actually intepreted it as an scolding toward me at first. (that's what I recently figured).




Xalrun - Group: Moderator - Total Posts: 4709
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Posted on: 06/23/11 01:42PM

Anti_Gendou said:

No... Tom Cruise is not or never will be the last Gelbooru samurai.


Can I be the last samurai?



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