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1-Have a harem of the most beautiful Asian/Slavic Chicks 2-Work for Marvel, writing successful comics and video games and movies that will drive DC out of business 3-Become a successful author to the point that I become wealthy enough to purchase my own Island in Japan
1: Be reborn in Saitama 2: Be reborn in Saitama with earlobes attached to my cheeks 3: Fall in love with a 30 year old woman with the body of a loli/prepubescent girl, preferably with glasses and short brown hair, who likes profane/unfunny jokes but also can be a foil to me. I need a foil.
1) I would always be sexually irresistible to anyone I genuinely wanted to desire me.
2) No sexual act of any kind ever reduced anyone's happiness in any way.
So, all consensual, no diseases or unwanted pregnancies and no death (never reduce happiness is different from never cause unhappiness because that includes death). And no jail time.
3) I would not remember making these wishes but have the courage to seduce people anyway.