1. Be a cute trap
2. Have a sadistic dom as partner>:3
3. ???

Dunno what to pick for 3rd :/

1. To have full control over my erection and the time I climax. (somewhat achievable.... best case, I could get hard after sex as many times as I want, without exhausting; I could experience multiple orgasms through edging during sex; I could make girls orgasm not through magic but actual training without having to worry about getting soft or climaxing early... which I imagine would result in a much more satisfying achievement as opposed to "orgasm through touch" or whatever)

2. To be able to potentially seduce anybody, if I want to. (I'd want this ability through skill and not magic, so if someone is in a happy relationship, they could decide not to have sex with me, even though they would be effectively charmed... and if they should break up, they know how to find me ;)

3. To live in a society without any sexual stigma, as long as it doesn't hurt anybody. [like non-procreative incest being allowed... mothers (or aunts) could take their sons virginity to teach them about sex, incl. technical details about pleasure, but also a sense of respect towards women; also no homophobia; no shame in any/most fetishes; no slut-shaming; pedophilia would be more tricky, although I guess they could be faced with more understanding while obligated to attend meetings to never act on their urges; rape should be helped prevented through efficient education as well; rape fantasies, on the other hand, (or any sexual fantasies) would not be frowned upon]


I tried not to make my wishes fantastical or impossible, like "immunity to STD's", which would be great, but there's condoms.. they are for that, guys. (I admit my third wish does border on the utopian... but I'm an optimist; the Ancient Greeks were a lot more liberal in their sexual politics, I think, f.ex. ...it could happen again.)

1. the ability to sleep/sit comfortably(regardless of position) in any bed/chair.

2. a set of comfortable clothes that could not be damaged.

3. a 4x5x5in container that when opened contained any food or beverage of my choice.

I like you.

why so many people ignore this : /

1.Vento aureo animated
2.Stone ocean animated
3:Steel ball run animated

Since we're all throwing plausibility out the window, I might as well too.

1) A world that's basically a bisexual free-for-all where nobody ever physically ages past 25, is free from STDs, is always down to fuck and no one cares. Virtually every fetish is normal yet never gets boring. If someone's not into your fetish, there's always someone else readily available. So a world where everyone's a super whore. Woo. I'm tempted to add "make it possible for me to enjoy all fetishes" in there, but even that seems a bit too far to be honest.

2) Never be able to have a dull orgasm ever again.

3) A certain something in regards to group sex that I'd feel a little too weird saying even here, so we'll just go with the default uber weeb answer of making waifus real. Cause it's not like I'd be opposed to that either.

1) Gain the ability to give people explosive involuntary/spontaneous orgasms on command
2) Gain the ability to see through people's clothing to see what kind of undies they are wearing
3) ?????

I wish I had bubblegum powers, and have all the advantages/abilities of being a magical being made of gum without literally being gum, because I’d dissolve and shit. I’d be able to take all sorts stretching and blunt force without being damaged at all. I could make myself taller and curvier and taste and smell like bubblegum, while being able to fuck all sorts of people and keep my figure because I’ll be made of gum. Basically rubbery shapeshifting powers like Helen Parr, but except I taste and smell better, I can detach body parts, and be,well, gummier. It has all sorts of strange, alluring possibilities; like I’d be able to take people three at once without getting sore or tired, I would easily be eaten/rimmed out on the regular, I could ruin a girl on men forever by blissing her out with my super tongue and fingers , and if I get knocked up, I could blow out a baby in a bubble from my cooch and be like, “oh no, the baby is floating away!” and be guilt free so long as I’m in a place with low air traffic.

That’d be legit.

Edit: There's also some crime fighting/monster slaying adventures in there somewhere.

Edit2: There were three wishes? I'll think of the other two later.

cici, what happens to the baby after you spit it out into the wild