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cumloverMira - Group: Member - Total Posts: 18
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Weirdest or unusual way you've gotten yourself off.
Posted on: 01/23/17 10:33PM

I got myself off once with a crappy squeak toy given to me as a gift. I was bored in my house and just decided to use that while watching some hentai



Omni_Slayer - Group: Banned for Nice Picnics - Total Posts: 248
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Posted on: 01/24/17 01:13AM

I've anally penetrated myself with a nice pair of Nunchaku I own. I guess few can say they've masturbated with an actual weapon lol.



cumloverMira - Group: Member - Total Posts: 18
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Posted on: 01/24/17 10:17AM

Omni_Slayer said:
I've anally penetrated myself with a nice pair of Nunchaku I own. I guess few can say they've masturbated with an actual weapon lol.
I tried to think of some joke involving a condition that's like dangerous for masturbation...but nope

Sounds cool though



Kirbyman01 - Group: Member - Total Posts: 9
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Posted on: 01/24/17 10:24AM

Dunno if this counts but.
A gf once got me to use a jar of jelly to get myself off(just for fun i guess) She helped out a little so I guess it wasn't really masturbation?...maybe?



Dirty_Harry - Group: Moderator - Total Posts: 628
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Posted on: 01/24/17 02:58PM

Omni_Slayer said:
I've anally penetrated myself with a nice pair of Nunchaku I own. I guess few can say they've masturbated with an actual weapon lol.

Honestly, anything is a weapon. Funny enough, almost anything is a dildo.



Omni_Slayer - Group: Banned for Nice Picnics - Total Posts: 248
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Posted on: 01/25/17 05:49AM

Dirty_Harry said:
Omni_Slayer said:
I've anally penetrated myself with a nice pair of Nunchaku I own. I guess few can say they've masturbated with an actual weapon lol.

Honestly, anything is a weapon. Funny enough, almost anything is a dildo.


In the (false) words of Abraham Lincoln- "anything is a dildo if you're brave enough".

Nun-chucks are pretty conveniently shape for that purpose, and they worked well. lol



smackmybitchup - Group: Member - Total Posts: 1295
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Posted on: 01/25/17 02:09PM

I used a Crème Boston donut once. It didn't feel right, though.

I also did other weird things too but I can't recall any right now. It's probably best not.



Kirbyman01 - Group: Member - Total Posts: 9
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Posted on: 01/25/17 02:15PM

smackmybitchup said:
I used a Crème Boston donut once. It didn't feel right, though.

I also did other weird things too but I can't recall any right now. It's probably best not.
It didn't feel right? Lol

I got a doughnut blowjob and that felt...good? So there ya go



smackmybitchup - Group: Member - Total Posts: 1295
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Posted on: 01/25/17 02:20PM

Yeah... I don't like gooey stuff too much. And I don't know, but the dough wasn't... tight enough to be enjoyable? And the donut was all crumbling anyway (I'm merciless).

doughnut blowjob

Like, she's eating a donut and giving you a BJ a the same time?



Kirbyman01 - Group: Member - Total Posts: 9
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Posted on: 01/25/17 03:12PM

smackmybitchup said:
Yeah... I don't like gooey stuff too much. And I don't know, but the dough wasn't... tight enough to be enjoyable? And the donut was all crumbling anyway (I'm merciless).

doughnut blowjob

Like, she's eating a donut and giving you a BJ a the same time?
Lol I getcha

Well sorta. She placed a doughnut around my dick (the ring part) and just ate it off me. Then she took a different doughnut (a jelly one) and took bites of it before sucking off



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