when you were a kid.

I tried to copy the Penguin from Batman where he used his umbrella as a parachute. I did it by jumping off a staircase with 6 steps(I wanted to do it on the second floor but luckily my fear of heights saved me and didn't end up like Hank Venture). I ended up with a sprain on my left foot and a beating from grandma Ticktack as a result for destroying her favorite umbrella and self harm.

You should have beaten your grandma back.
When I was a kid, I pretended to be a lot of shit, as I had a really big imagination then. One day, I stabbed myself in the foot with a garden hoe (one of those pitchfork thingies) and had to get stitches on both the bottom and top of my flesh. It took about a month in a cast to heal completely. Fuck that shit.

Yeah don't feel bad.

Nah, I deserve it. After all it's her favorite umbrella which could have some sentimental value of her close friend or even a gift from grandpa which when I was a kid I never understand and only disrespected people's possessions that aren't mine.

You shouldn't get beaten up over a object.