salarta commented at 2011-05-07 16:26:45 » #724059

Zelda: "Fuck your shit Samus, I'm getting wasted so I don't have to hear it."

Incidentally, they must've switched bodies, because Zelda is acting like Samus, Samus is acting like Peach, and Peach is acting like Zelda.

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Anonymous commented at 2011-05-07 17:53:50 » #724162

Well I think Samus is sad because she don't have a boyfriend.
Peach is the only happy one... Probably... I guess...
And Zelda is mad because Link is popular to girls like Salia, Malon and the others.... Fuck even Impa! What a whore!

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Anonymous commented at 2011-05-07 18:00:44 » #724168

Samus is just reacting to Other M.

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Anonymous commented at 2011-05-07 18:55:28 » #724230

Damn Zelda, you TANKED

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exodia91 commented at 2011-05-07 19:10:33 » #724241

All you guys can worry about is the girls? Look at poor Toad there, he just knows eventually one of them is going to get drunk, flip out, and trash his place, and there's nothing he can do about it. Poor bugger.

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dand123 commented at 2011-05-08 06:20:06 » #724970

Dealing With Finding Out About Other M

Phase One: Denial

Phase Two: Depression

Phase Three: Hunting down the entire staff of Ninja Theory and attaching angry metroids to their heads



Dear old Samus is still at around stage two.

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salarta commented at 2011-05-08 13:50:29 » #725355

The funny thing is that the complaint people have with Other M, the story, isn't Ninja Theory's fault. Sakamoto's the one who wrote and directed it.

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Anonymous commented at 2011-05-09 08:54:54 » #726361

I feel sorry for Toad. He has three drunk women in his bar, and he can't do anything when they get violent or he'll be go to jail for harrassment.

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Anonymous commented at 2011-05-09 11:39:58 » #726501

more like dead, toad cant fight

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Anonymous commented at 2011-05-09 14:10:33 » #726634

you know; she maybe an elven royal, but chugs that shit down like a sober dwarf!

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