ghoang commented at 2011-06-02 23:44:47 » #758197

She's got quite the rapeface.
Given her looks and demeanor, I think I'll settle with the Jorogumo instead and play it safe with her (half the time at least).

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Anonymous commented at 2011-06-03 05:08:15 » #758458

she looks like she just saw her next sex slave to add to her harem

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Anonymous commented at 2011-06-03 18:18:32 » #759039

First rule of Monster World:

1) You don't have to out-run the monster, you just have to be able to out-run your team-mates.

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Wilren commented at 2011-06-03 22:07:17 » #759227

For those kinds of mamono you'd rather avoid (let's face it, not all of them feed/mate in a manner every one of us is into), just remember that you only need 3 things: A friend, running shoes, and a stick.

Strap on the shoes, put your friend between you and her, knock him out with the stick if needed, and run. Job done!

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Anonymous commented at 2011-06-04 14:41:16 » #760097

wilren, i think ill stick with napalm

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Anonymous commented at 2011-06-05 20:03:39 » #761622

Wouldn't work Wilren. If you knock your friend out she would simply chase you down, web you up (or whatever), and pick up the unconscious friend with you in tow.

Growing gir--...... Growing spidermancows gotta "eat" ya know?

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Anonymous commented at 2011-06-06 15:37:13 » #762733

I'm not sure if I want to run or not... help?

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Anonymous commented at 2011-06-07 03:23:53 » #763545

I wish to be pursued in a merry chase by aggressive monster girls who won't take "no" for an answer. It should then be followed by an violent "courtship" ritual that slowly melts away the metaphorical barrier to my heart. And then we have a happy life together.

I'm such a tsundere.

Somebody please shoot me in the head.

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ghoang commented at 2011-06-07 08:27:22 » #763713

So if she's a cow oni mixed with a spider....
No question where Black Diamond Cheese got their Cheesestrings.
(Looks back at ingredients if "Usioni" is named)

I still stand firm that she's one scary mofo, mamono or otherwise. Especially that she's a Zipangu inhabitant (who I generally expect to be cozy-loving).

If she captures you, her fate is probably far worse than the Jorogumo's night-face. (Some translation in MGU hinted she had an endless libido)

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Anonymous commented at 2011-06-23 09:12:27 » #783173

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