Anonymous commented at 2011-06-17 12:13:37 » #776220

...for once I want to stay away from one of these monster girls.

20 Points Flag

Spastis commented at 2011-06-17 14:46:59 » #776350

Bang bang and bam bam. >;3

7 Points Flag

ghoang commented at 2011-06-18 00:09:02 » #776860

Umm... wow, a full-on aggressive rapist. (eek!)
I guess my suspicion's now confirmed about her looks/demeanor.

Scenario: You're minding your own business tending to mundane village work in Zipangu. Suddenly, something lassos your leg and drags you away out of settlement and into a cave until the rope meets its source: A horny-as-fuck Ushi-oni, licking her lips in satisfaction at catching you. The Ushi-oni gets to work immediately by ripping your pants off and mounting you day and night without showing any signs of rest.
No matter how many times she made you cum, she's thrusting/milking you like a freight-train in full force.

The next time you're discovered by wanderers, your skeleton and torn clothes are what remains with a shattered pelvis bone.

Post-mortem: Death by snu snu. XC

59 Points Flag

Anonymous commented at 2011-06-18 02:21:15 » #776949

Commin' at you like a freight-train! That's the kind of muscle I want on my team!

8 Points Flag

EricFong commented at 2011-06-18 06:59:32 » #777074

I guess it is time to make two hidden blade for myself just in-case.

6 Points Flag

ghoang commented at 2011-06-18 08:27:55 » #777120

Bad choice Eric, here's why:

-Like Elmo, she'll tell you it "tickled" as the wound heals up.
-Any physical contact with her blood automatically turns you into a incubus. (She's like a freakin' xenomorph with "horny blood" instead.)

Keep your distance and grab a Barrett .50 instead.

(Hears the Juggernaut sound from MW2 at her approach) (0.0)

35 Points Flag

CrimsonDX commented at 2011-06-18 10:20:06 » #777172

@ghoang: You just made my day XD

5 Points Flag

Rikko-43 commented at 2011-06-18 11:17:05 » #777212

1. Collect minor drops of blood when shes raping another person in a bottle.

2. Pour it on people you hate.

3. Run like hell if you pour it on a girl.

21 Points Flag

Anonymous commented at 2011-06-18 14:41:33 » #777347

I guess a beef ogre has to be unpleasant no matter what.

3 Points Flag

Anonymous commented at 2011-06-19 21:20:07 » #778720

-Like Elmo, she'll tell you it "tickled" as the wound heals up.

jesuschristhowhorrifying.jpg I literally imagined that and now I just hate that I have an imagination all together.

Also, blunt weaponry friends, it's the only way. The delicious irony is that you usually kill spiders with blunt objects as well.....

9 Points Flag