Anonymous commented at 2012-07-11 19:36:28 » #1114123

*smacks* "What the hell are you doing with that knife, you kinky bitch!"

Her: "Relax..."

"NO MEANS NO!"

18 Points Flag

Ukato commented at 2012-08-04 22:28:18 » #1131822

"Uh, the semen comes out on its own if you rub enough. No need for the blade."

21 Points Flag

Anonymous commented at 2012-12-16 15:25:23 » #1225538

Woah! take it easy there kid, I'm gonna need that!

6 Points Flag

solutions10 commented at 2013-10-10 00:15:56 » #1413840

FINISH HIM! *background turns dark*

"Um, wait, I think you misinterpreted my request to 'Finish me off.' I get that we have some cultural differences, so I know that typically means something different to you, and I'm starting to think this wasn't the best idea, and, uh...Wait, no, I'm seriou-"

Friendship!

4 Points Flag

Anonymous commented at 2013-10-26 22:21:31 » #1424265

Last thing I wanted to see here was a Bobbitt wannabe. O.O

3 Points Flag

Anonymous commented at 2014-08-23 06:54:13 » #1590626

"Cum for me now or lose the dick!"

3 Points Flag

Anonymous commented at 2014-12-25 09:55:57 » #1658701

Fucking rogues!
First my gold, now my jizz!

6 Points Flag