Anonymous commented at 2012-08-25 06:02:43 » #1146824

Diamond necklace: $450
Dinner at fancy resturaunt: $100
Limo drive around town: $80 per hour
Taking girl on a date so perfect she rims you and jerks you so mercilessly you shoot a liter of jizz: FUCKING WORTH IT.

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Anonymous commented at 2012-12-03 00:40:42 » #1215999

In that case, you might as well skip the bullshit and collateral baggage, and hire a hooker.

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Anonymous commented at 2013-12-31 20:06:58 » #1463048

But you see, a hooker wouldn't have hearts all over her expression, they'd be dollar signs. Not sexy.

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Retropretzel commented at 2015-06-05 20:57:10 » #1752425

Damn... What a lucky guy to have a girl that sweet! ^^

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