Jarvan, did you hear the news? We have a new female champion!
Demacia grows stronger, you should be happy!
Of course I do... What of it?
Not at all.
Our enemy, Noxus, has all the SEXILY dressed champions.
NOXUS BIKINI SQUAD!
On the other hand...
On the other hand... All of ours wear skintight suits.
DEMACIAN SKINTIGHT SUIT SQUAD!
Besides, the new champion looks like a man if you don't look at her chest.
It adds NOTHING to our forces!
To be honest...
We should try the sexy route!
Look at Sona's huge pair of BOO-
This is what I call strengthaaaAAAARGH!
Actually, skin tight suits are fine... But if its more like Sona, that would be much better.
By Beancurd
Look at Sona's huge pair of BOO-
Besides, the new champion looks like a man if you don't look at her chest.
You should think about this.
Happy?
PROMOTIONAL STUFF, NOT SURE WHAT IT MEANS
User Comments:
Anonymous commented at 2013-03-07 16:01:35 » #1278864
jarven was probably complaining about the women of demacia aren't as scantly dressed as the noxian women.
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Anonymous commented at 2013-03-07 21:42:45 » #1279042
excluding shyv, ofc
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Anonymous commented at 2013-03-07 23:36:07 » #1279114
Didn't it said in Riven's Lore that she moved to Demacia? Because the laws in Noxus was too harsh for her to endure with no additional problem
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Anonymous commented at 2013-03-08 07:50:36 » #1279288
No riven did not go to demacia, Riven self exiled herself because noxus did not stand for what it used too. She also left after noxus had singed launched an attack on their own troops just to get the the demacian troops as well.
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ryp12345 commented at 2013-03-08 17:31:19 » #1279511
haha in the first panel you can see Riven attacking Singed XD
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Anonymous commented at 2013-03-09 18:03:57 » #1280116
Guys he was obviously complaining how Noxian women have larger breats //( . Y . )\\ then the ones in Demacia //(.)(.)\\
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Anonymous commented at 2013-03-09 22:53:29 » #1280258
actually it was singed bombarding her squad surrounded by ionians during the noxian invasion of ionia, also, this art is great.
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Anonymous commented at 2013-03-20 05:35:23 » #1286509
Shyvana is so sexy. I'd like to watch more cute pics of her
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Anonymous commented at 2013-05-12 17:20:22 » #1319700
From what I understand basically Garen is saying that they got a strong new female champion and that Jarvan should be happy, Jarvan then seems to be complaining about demacia women being less scantily dressed, Jarvan then comments that if you didn't look closely enough the new champion could be mistaken for male and then he says something I don't understand and gets thrown out the window.
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ngkaede commented at 2014-08-05 10:43:07 » #1580883
I translated it :3
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