Anonymous commented at 2013-05-18 10:51:09 » #1323429

I'm a practicalist and functionalist, so I've had fantasies like this. It's just erotic feeling like you're multitasking. Best I've ever done was fuck my gf while she was on the phone looking up something (a movie time I think). She reached for her phone, and was starting to look up the time while we were mid-way through having sex. So, I started fucking her again. She started putting the phone down, but I slapped her ass and told her to keep looking up the time. She gets off easy, and she was having a hard time concentrating, so I was slapping her ass more and telling her to focus while fucking her. She was rattling off movie times while moaning. I blew such a huge load in her. I get off on the weirdest shit.

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danhibiki commented at 2013-05-18 11:16:52 » #1323437

Please, tell us more of your fictional life's story, anon.

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Anonymous commented at 2013-05-20 19:50:04 » #1324904

....I feel for his hip problems......

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Anonymous commented at 2013-05-26 08:27:59 » #1327925

The anatomy in this is painful...

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Anonymous commented at 2013-05-30 20:49:23 » #1330839

Not even a blow job can detract the attention of a hardcore gamer.

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Anonymous commented at 2013-05-30 20:59:17 » #1330846

Look closer that's his leg....... Idiots.

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Anonymous commented at 2013-07-05 04:51:46 » #1353984

So, Ps Vita hooked up to a Ps3? Cause hes not looking at the hand held

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Taikun_Zamuza commented at 2013-11-21 04:22:33 » #1440360

There's nothing wrong with the anatomy.

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lovestoslurpcunt commented at 2014-04-04 00:19:32 » #1513524

At least give her points for trying man!

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Anonymous commented at 2017-01-22 04:58:23 » #2085383

What cunt said. Plus it's finally somebody other than his sister.

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