Anonymous commented at 2014-01-11 15:58:37 » #1469284

God damn. That is fucking hot. <<<333

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Anonymous commented at 2014-01-18 09:06:35 » #1472752

A friend told me about a guy he knew that hated women wearing lipstick; he liked them looking naturally beautiful instead of all done up. Then he went on a first date with this one chick that he met at work. She was plain-looking at work, but showed up all done-up to the date. He told her that he didn't like it when women wore lipstick. She said "what, you don't want me to make your dick look like a candy cane?" Later that night, she did, too. He didn't have a problem with her wearing lipstick from that point on, and ended up marrying the girl.

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Anonymous commented at 2014-01-21 09:59:25 » #1474407

r/thatreallyhappened comes to mind anon2

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Anonymous commented at 2014-02-08 16:52:26 » #1484380

And you actually believed in a 'friend-of-a-friend-of-an-acquaintance' story, anon2?

It was probably a scene from some porno your friend was watching, but didn't want to admit it.

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