Anonymous commented at 2014-03-12 23:22:49 » #1502193

wtf am I seeing ??

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leejunne commented at 2014-03-12 23:50:27 » #1502201

It's the Bulllshit Man!!

"Microwaves! Why do they beep all the time? Every time I push a button, beep beep! What's the point? Just to let me know I'm hitting the buttons? I can see on digital screen when I'm pressing, I don't need a loud, obnoxious beep to let me know.

I know this may seem like a minor complaint, but it's really starting to get on my nerves! My whole life, every microwave I've ever owned goes "BEEP BEEP! BEEP BEEP!" Microwaves are the noisiest kitchen appliance I own besides a blender, and a BLENDER HAS EVERY REASON TO BE LOUD! I'm not trying to wake anybody up. You know what I'm talking about. You might be living with roommates, it might be your parents, whoever's in the house is gonna hear "BEEP BEEP! BEEP BEEP!" I just want a little something to eat, I don't want the whole house to know what I'm doing!

And then, when the timer's done, what does it do? Beep beep! Just to let you know the food's done. As if I didn't remember, two minutes ago, I put food in the microwave.

MAYBE THAT'LL BE HELPFUL WHEN I'M 98 YEARS OLD, AND I CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER IF I TOOK A SHIT THAT DAY!"


Hey, thanks Bullshit Man!

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Anonymous commented at 2014-03-13 00:31:45 » #1502214

Shit just got real.

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Anonymous commented at 2014-03-13 00:32:51 » #1502215

IT'S A SHIT DEMON!!!!

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Anonymous commented at 2014-03-13 03:19:21 » #1502291

Girl: Shitman! waaaaaaa!!!

Shitman: Poop man at your service.

Girl: ...

Shitman: I'm not a piece of shit... I'm just misundertood. *tears*

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Anonymous commented at 2014-03-13 07:17:13 » #1502364

@leejunne at least give the guy credit... thats from Angry Nintendo nerd btw...

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Chuster commented at 2014-03-13 15:23:16 » #1502556

Is that... Softon´s lost evil brother?

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Anonymous commented at 2014-03-13 23:29:25 » #1502768

I'm scared to click on the "poop" tag...

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Anonymous commented at 2014-03-14 00:21:25 » #1502798

This is why you always flush, I don't care if it's a public restroom or you forgot do your civic dooty. ;D

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supersayinshogun commented at 2014-03-14 08:38:41 » #1502967

what the shit.... pun intended

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