OnyxSwift commented at 2014-06-16 18:18:08 » #1552977

Good art, a sorry attempt for humor. Especially with the spreading of lies about Mario being a capable man.

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Anonymous commented at 2014-06-17 08:42:24 » #1553265

I dislike the shoehorned inclusion of Baby Rosalina in Mario Kart, but...that is just so cute!

8 Points Flag

Anonymous commented at 2014-06-17 16:57:35 » #1553487

Yeah, baby Rosalina was kinda of a waste of a character slot, as if we didn't had enough Babies as it is, but yeah that pic is cute.

As for Mario, well shoot, he has as much luck with the ladies as Link does,

10 Points Flag

Anonymous commented at 2014-06-17 17:20:19 » #1553498

I agree.
What we needed instead of Baby Rosalina was Bowser Jr.

10 Points Flag

silkmagician commented at 2014-06-18 08:14:56 » #1553781

Ironically, wouldn't the Baby Rosalina actually imply time [Distortion]? mostly because Rosalina couldn't possibly be who she is whilst being young, she looked more like a pale redhead (if her story is anything to go by) before her mother died and she went into space.

Basically, how is Baby Rosalina a babyfied version of her current appearance? even with the whole thing of traveling at faster-than-light speed distorting her time, and that she may have reset/restored the universe more than once...

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Anonymous commented at 2014-06-24 16:18:18 » #1557370

silkmagician this is one of the many reasons Baby Rosalina is ridiculous and shouldn't have been in the game. They should've put child Rosalina in, she could've driven her little spaceship and everything.

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Anonymous commented at 2014-06-25 05:08:40 » #1557667

Here is your answer:

Nintendo Employee 1: "Hay guize, everyone hated the baby characters in Mario Kart Wii, so let's add them all back, plus ANOTHER new baby, in Mario Kart 8, trollolololol!"

Nintendo Employee 2: "Okay, but who? Baby Bowser? Baby Donkey Kong? Baby Wario?"

NE1: "Nah, lol, everyone hated Baby Daisy the most because she never existed before MKWii, so we have to make another brand new baby character!"

NE2: "Okay, how about... Baby Rosalina?"

NE1: "Perfect! Just take the existing adult Rosalina and make Baby Rosalina look like her. I think there was something in Super Mario Galaxy that showed that she had a different hair color when she was a kid, but it'll piss people off even more if we just ignore that, trollolol!"

NE2: "Okay, you're the boss."

18 Points Flag

Anonymous commented at 2014-06-29 23:46:14 » #1560346

Wait... isn't this implying that Mario fucked all three princess and made the babies? "How dare you two time Peach?" "Rosalina simply has fine taste." ?

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Anonymous commented at 2014-07-10 06:36:06 » #1566320

I'm pretty sure what's happening here is that Baby Rosalina is perceived to be the result of Mario fucking Rosalina and a baby being born, but Rosalina herself doesn't know where the baby came from. I think the joke is on how Baby Rosalina came out of nowhere and doesn't even look like what everyone thinks Rosalina would actually look like as a baby (with the red hair and all).

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Rikko-43 commented at 2014-07-10 19:35:01 » #1566612

The same for Baby Daisy in Mario Kart Wii aside from the hair part.

Baby Peach is the only one of those three whos an actual legitimate character in the series because of Partners in Time, and Yoshi's Island DS.

5 Points Flag