Anonymous commented at 2014-10-21 12:49:23 » #1621341

Dr. Mario recommends a dose every 4-6 hours for those pesky post-blast zone headaches.

Of course, it only works on female combatants. Bros, have to tough it out with a megavitamin.

Side effects may include extreme drowsiness, pelvic numbness, and/or possible pregnancy.

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Anonymous commented at 2014-10-21 15:20:00 » #1621389

And that's how Dr. Mario lost his license! How he got it back, we will never know, and probably never should. o____o

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Anonymous commented at 2014-10-25 10:19:17 » #1623457

"Trust me, I'm a doctor."

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Anonymous commented at 2015-01-12 23:46:20 » #1669253

Ugh, why did they put in the Other M mole?

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Anonymous commented at 2015-02-03 01:57:06 » #1681577

Because (certain) moles looks sexy for some. There's a reason why some call it beauty marks.

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insertnamehere777 commented at 2015-06-24 03:29:11 » #1763882

Dr. Mario: Okie dokie, Samus! Let's see how we can get you to cum! Wahoo!

Samus: Oh yeah, doc! Oh! Oh that's good! Oh, oh, oh! I'm cumming!

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