Mayclore commented at 2014-11-26 15:22:33 » #1642127

Oh come on, you're just summoning this stuff on purpose at this point.

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Anonymous commented at 2014-11-29 14:35:29 » #1643757

Aww, don't fight it. He's just gonna stretch your asses out a little bit.

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Anonymous commented at 2014-12-11 17:54:49 » #1650720

The summoning spell backfired!
Get it? because he is firing off loads at their backsides?

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GoesGrunt commented at 2015-01-27 04:35:18 » #1677445

Yeah, just stretch your asses out.

And rupture your intestines, causing intense agony and a relatively slow death do to internal bleeding.

Why resist that?

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faker commented at 2015-03-21 13:42:25 » #1708476

Fuck yeah, someone get me a summoning book asap. Even if I die, at least I get crushed by some demon cock.

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Anonymous commented at 2015-05-15 11:42:44 » #1740484

he's pounding those tight cunts...u'll be able to park an airplane in there soon

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Anonymous commented at 2015-06-05 17:32:50 » #1752289

@anon2 - *slow clap*
You're puns are just too funny. ha. ha. -_-

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onmyknees4u commented at 2015-08-16 09:09:46 » #1796296

I dunno what's going on here, but they look like they need my help!!!

-I put on a chastity belt, to prevent my pussy from being used, grabs the katana out of the girl's hand- Stand back girls. Let me try.

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Anonymous commented at 2015-11-23 05:21:20 » #1853721

-sword chick-
"DAMNIT SUSAN. EVERY TIME!"
-thighhighs-
"It's not my -ahh- fault. I -ugh- wa trying to get the stronger one, not the rapist one!"
-redhead-
"Why in the name of the divines -oh god not my ass- do we let her summon things?"
-sword chick-
"I DON'T KNOW, BUT NOW I HAVE TO FIGHT IT NAKED!"
-redhead-
"WHY ARE YOU -ah- NAKED!?"
-sword chick-
"I DON'T KNOW!"

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Anonymous commented at 2016-04-06 11:31:04 » #1928295

-- (Walking girl): "Thats it! This is the last one I'm going to. These Bachelorette parties are getting worse then the guys Bachelor parties. Rule number one: You don't invite a horny guy to a room full of drunken chicks"
- "Now I gotta shove this sword looking suppository up the groom's ass to settle him down."

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