Anonymous commented at 2015-01-14 22:55:51 » #1670356

*puffs out chest*
At least I won't die a virgin!

56 Points Flag

Anonymous commented at 2015-01-14 23:28:21 » #1670366

All I can think of looking at this is Kamen Rider OOO Burakawami

"Cobra, Kame, Wani, Burakawami! Scanning charge!"

11 Points Flag

Anonymous commented at 2015-01-15 02:57:07 » #1670452

And I'm reminded of that one stripper girl from Tokyo Gore Police.

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Anonymous commented at 2015-01-15 04:20:28 » #1670472

Seems legit.

Look, if you've ever even wanted a blowjob, you can't balk just because your penis might go into somewhere with teeth. You need cause to believe she's actually gonna hurt you.

13 Points Flag

Anonymous commented at 2015-01-15 23:58:35 » #1670981

That's true, but this is still a teeny bit more intimidating than a blowjob.

4 Points Flag

Anonymous commented at 2015-01-16 12:10:40 » #1671251

If it wasn't for the fact that there's a nice little toothless hollow right where you'd be while actually having sex, and if it wasn't for the fact that while you were there you'd be effectively jamming her thighs/jaws open so she couldn't close them anyway, I'd agree with you.

Besides, it's all about context. I'd find consensual sex with one of her species I trusted and new to be nice far less intimidating than a blowjob from a human being I suspected of being a cannibal with horrible impulse control, which is basically the default assumption being thrown at this lady.

10 Points Flag

twilight_jester commented at 2015-01-16 13:05:28 » #1671278

All I can think of looking at this is "grandma, what big teeth you have!"

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Anonymous commented at 2015-01-16 15:55:50 » #1671374

I bet the cobra-ponytail feels overshadowed.

How's she supposed to move around, anyway?

4 Points Flag

Anonymous commented at 2015-01-18 05:35:14 » #1672334

^ Not only would it be difficult to get around.. how does she go to the bathroom?

Heck... assuming a brave anon does plant his seed successfully.. how is she gonna give birth? It would be easy to cut the cord at least.

4 Points Flag

Anonymous commented at 2015-01-18 05:35:35 » #1672335

Let's just hope she doesn't get the urge to wrap her legs around you in a fit of passion. That would end poorly.

Also.. venomous snake.

3 Points Flag