Anonymous commented at 2015-04-23 06:18:47 » #1727361

Don't be mad at Link, Zelda.
It's the elf genes. It makes him susceptible to rape.

22 Points Flag

blues commented at 2015-05-26 12:24:38 » #1746671

"Hey, Link, wanna hang out with a REEEALL Goddess?"

*Slams Palm on table*

*Link looks away*

"H-hyuatt?"

10 Points Flag

Anonymous commented at 2015-06-15 00:59:02 » #1757854

Looks like Zelda's not staying...abreast of the competition.

4 Points Flag

Zander10101 commented at 2015-10-01 21:21:33 » #1823655

Yo dawg, I heard you were a slightly effeminate fuckboi who by luck alone manages to save the civilized world countless times and you do literally anything a goddess tells you to. I like that shit.

6 Points Flag

Anonymous commented at 2016-03-23 20:03:55 » #1920304

Man Links fanboys are convinces he's some kind of pimp.

3 Points Flag