Anonymous commented at 2015-06-28 22:49:52 » #1767077

*inkopolis news jingle*
"This just in, turf wars have been suspended today after it was revealed that one of the batches of ink was tainted. Investigators have little to go on, as any possible witnesses are still rolling around touching themselves and one another..."

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Anonymous commented at 2015-11-20 21:36:37 » #1852320

Translation from right:
"Heh heh heh, with this special aphrodisiac, I'll make them all fall for me..."
"And so, when you ran out of ink, you dove in to try and reload, and ended up coating your entire body with it."
"Dumbass"

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