Gaaaaaaah!!
This card is now mine, Ez!
A robbery?!
Have no fear, citizen!
The darkness has alredy been vanquished!
I am the embodiment of light and justice!
The Starlight Maiden is here! In the name of Demacia, I will punish you!
Yo, Lux!
Ohhh... it's not often one gets to see someone willing to play this kind of "pretty guardian" on the street nowadays...
E-E-E-E... Ezreal!!!
No no... I'm totally not...
Don't worry, I understand!
The only thing that could have forced you to do such an embarrassing act is that you must have lost at Truth or Dare...
Now that I think of it, the rumours about somebody clad in a sailor outfit have alredy been around for some time... did you always choose Dare then, Lux?
Wearing a sailor outfit has always been Lux's dream... just go with the flow and act like you don't know her, do you really need me to teach you that, huh?!
The whole country knows that, but you don't?!
In order to let us grass brothers stay united... remember to move her away from Garen... going her route should be your priority...
Be careful not to upset the little miss... go it?!
How incredible... Ezreal is the only one to know my true self...
User Comments:
Anonymous commented at 2015-07-07 10:22:56 » #1772434
Welp, Ez is gonna get his ass kicked.... yet again.
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Anonymous commented at 2016-09-26 20:42:41 » #2025621
So in Leqgue of Perverts, Lux goes in hard.
Suffering the consequences.
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