Anonymous commented at 2008-10-05 22:34:47 » #15165

I would like a test drive before I place my bid...

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Anonymous commented at 2009-08-29 23:32:55 » #102484

No testing allowed dear customer. Store policy is not to contaminate the merchandise. Price is 100,000.00

XD

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Bondage1002 commented at 2009-09-02 20:59:05 » #105075

I'll give you 200,000.00 for her! =P

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Anonymous commented at 2009-09-11 20:30:09 » #110215

i bid 200,000.01

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whatever4096 commented at 2009-10-01 08:37:51 » #122032

Do they come in pink?

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Anonymous commented at 2009-10-04 19:14:24 » #124389

Indeed. Can I get one with black hair please?

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Anonymous commented at 2009-10-25 09:51:31 » #137762

Is this a one size fits all, or do they come in extra tight?

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Anonymous commented at 2009-12-10 18:59:20 » #173646

It all depends on how much you pay, anon. It all depends on how much you pay. But I'm sure it the ones in stock don't suit your needs, we can order some new ones. Do you like them aged like a fine wine, or nice and young like.... [insert clever metaphor]?

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Anonymous commented at 2010-03-30 23:56:58 » #263515

Like... A fresh dinner roll?

Whatever. I'll take her. I bid $200,000 and 200 internets.

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Anonymous commented at 2010-07-30 08:18:27 » #383633

I'll give you my girlfreind, my sister and every penny I make for the rest of my life :D

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