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Anonymous commented at 2010-02-14 11:53:51 » #224577
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"This is random teenager number three, I'm piloting this giant robot because it seemed like the thing to do, and enemies were attacking and shit, and I totally know how to pilot giant robots, so I just figured... you know, let's blow some shit up."
"Umm.... I don't want to do this anymore... I'm just a whiny little teenager with abandonment issues and I don't want to pilot this thing... please let me out..."
"Oh shit! Another giant robot thing! I'm gonna' kick that things ass because I'm a headstrong teenager with no fear of death or realization of the implications at hand!!"
"PLEASE! FATHER!! LET ME OUT OF THIS THING! I DON'T WANT TO BE HERE ANYMORE!! PLEASE, GOD, HELP ME!! AAAAHHHH!!!"
*Evangelion falls over because the teenage pilot sucks and is a whiny little baby, while the Gundam chares in, machine gun blaring because the pilot is an overconfident douche with some strange talent for piloting giant robots he's never piloted before*
"Suck it you jolly purple giant! Yeah! I'm kick-ass!!"
*Inside NERV headquarters* "Fuck this shit. That teenager is useless... enable the dummy-plug system."
*The Evas eyes light up, and as it stands, it lets out a deafening howl. It runs at the Gundam and begins ripping it limb from limb*
"Holy shit! What just happened! I thought that other teenage kid was a total piss-ant pansy! It's alright though! I can still win! With the power of belief, I can do anything! I am a teenager who essentially hijacked a giant robot after all! Take thi--!"
*Eva reaches into the cockpit, grabs the pilot, lifts them towards it's face, and eats them... Shinji has a mental breakdown because he's a total wuss teenager with abandonment issues and is mentally unstable, and Amuro/Kira/half-the-other-Gundam-main-protagonists is killed for being some stupid dumb-ass teenager who thought he would pilot a giant robot just because nobody else was around to do it while they were under attack*
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More like:
"This is random teenager number three, I'm piloting this giant robot because it seemed like the thing to do, and enemies were attacking and shit, and I totally know how to pilot giant robots, so I just figured... you know, let's blow some shit up."
"Umm.... I don't want to do this anymore... I'm just a whiny little teenager with abandonment issues and I don't want to pilot this thing... please let me out..."
"Oh shit! Another giant robot thing! I'm gonna' kick that things ass because I'm a headstrong teenager with no fear of death or realization of the implications at hand!!"
"PLEASE! FATHER!! LET ME OUT OF THIS THING! I DON'T WANT TO BE HERE ANYMORE!! PLEASE, GOD, HELP ME!! AAAAHHHH!!!"
*Evangelion falls over because the teenage pilot sucks and is a whiny little baby, while the Gundam chares in, machine gun blaring because the pilot is an overconfident douche with some strange talent for piloting giant robots he's never piloted before*
"Suck it you jolly purple giant! Yeah! I'm kick-ass!!"
*Inside NERV headquarters* "Fuck this shit. That teenager is useless... enable the dummy-plug system."
*The Evas eyes light up, and as it stands, it lets out a deafening howl. It runs at the Gundam and begins ripping it limb from limb*
"Holy shit! What just happened! I thought that other teenage kid was a total piss-ant pansy! It's alright though! I can still win! With the power of belief, I can do anything! I am a teenager who essentially hijacked a giant robot after all! Take thi--!"
*Eva reaches into the cockpit, grabs the pilot, lifts them towards it's face, and eats them... Shinji has a mental breakdown because he's a total wuss teenager with abandonment issues and is mentally unstable, and Amuro/Kira/half-the-other-Gundam-main-protagonists is killed for being some stupid dumb-ass teenager who thought he would pilot a giant robot just because nobody else was around to do it while they were under attack*
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