Anonymous commented at 2016-07-17 18:40:38 » #1987729

can we get a translation? there's something about 30cms for the central bit, and 100m for the overall explanation, but I've no idea what the any of the rest says.

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Anonymous commented at 2016-07-18 21:16:39 » #1988279

Let me try, based on the arrows and my own fucked-up imagination what it would do with that situation.

The belt forces her to orgasm when she walks. Also if she doesn't walk near to lamp posts so that peasants can see her, something zaps her boots.

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theshowmustgoon commented at 2016-09-14 10:42:18 » #2019424

I'm going to try to translate most of the rest of this as soon as I can. I don't quite get why it's written as Sanba Kaanibou instead of Sanba Kaanibaru (Samba Carnival), but I think there probably is a pun involved.

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Anonymous commented at 2016-10-02 18:03:47 » #2028162

The 30cm is how far she has to keep both bracelets away from the belt to keep the belt from vibrating her in both holes.

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Pomodoro commented at 2017-03-06 06:07:23 » #2105822

WolframAlpha says a typical human walking speed is 67 metres per minute, for context.

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Clownslut commented at 2017-05-03 00:17:00 » #2125201

I'd love for this to happen to me

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