The Shinri Mokubashou Sect is dedicated to attaining the divine truth. The edge of the wooden horse is our holy instrument, and riding it is the gateway to enlightenment.
Come forth, my fellow disciples, I welcome you warmly to tonight's evangelical service on the gospel of the wooden horse. Tonight, we will help everyone purify their karmic energy, draw powerful nourishment for the soul, and enhance one’s inner spirit. We will witness the almighty love of the wooden horse, so one day you too may attain enlightenment for the benefit of us all.
First, I invite my fellow disciples to observe the sacred practice of this sect. As everyone knows, women graced by the Heavens will receive rigorous rites as ordained by the True God of Wooden Horses. Only through trial and devotional prayer can they become a "Celestial Maiden" of karmic energy that guides your ascension to Heaven. As a qualified Celestial Maiden, it is my honor to explain the 「Celestial Robe」 that only Celestial Maidens may wear. In order to attract karmic energy, this robe is made of very soft material, and a sash wrapped just below the bosom exaggerates the maiden's breasts to the extreme. The skirt is conveniently trimmed at the top of the thighs, and the underwear is also part of the ceremonial costume, so I encourage my fellow disciples to come up and feel the unique texture of this clothing. Our sect's sacred ritual requires the assistance of a Celestial Maiden, so please stand beside your Celestial Maiden. We will assist you with purifying your karmic energy, ultimately so you can ascend to Heaven.
Alright, I would like all my fellow disciples to tie their Celestial Maiden’s hands behind their backs. Please use the 「Immortal Spirit Sealing Rope」 that we have prepared, as it has been reinforced with a blessing that is capable of binding karmic force. It seals spiritual power inside of the Celestial Maiden and enhances her capacity to collect karmic energy, so it is important to ensure that it is tied tightly. Please make sure that your Celestial Maiden’s arms are properly restrained as instructed. Once her arms are unable to move a single inch, the Celestial Maiden must perform the 「Riding Ceremony」 to further purify herself and raise her spiritual power before the Ascension Ritual can be conducted. The Riding Ceremony requires a divine instrument called the 「Wooden Horse Prayer Mat」, which consists of a base called the 「Ten Cleft Board」 and a saddle piece called the 「Prism」. Every prayer mat is blessed, so it is a truly miraculous divine instrument. I encourage my fellow disciples to examine the design of the Wooden Horse Prayer Mat up close. Feel how sharp the pointed ridges of the Ten Cleft Board and the Prism are. Finally, help your Celestial Maiden mount the 「Wooden Horse Prayer Mat」.
First, support your Celestial Maiden as she straddles the Prism and kneels atop the Ten Cleft Board. Then, use the restraints on the Ten Cleft Board to secure her ankles and knees to ensure the Celestial Maiden has no way to struggle off. Next, use the button located in the back to raise the Prism until it digs into the Celestial Maiden’s pussy. To confirm that the Prism has been wedged against her pussy, my fellow disciples can manually lift the Celestial Maiden’s ceremonial robe to check, or they can activate the Prism’s built-in 「Celestial Spreading Clips」 to hold and lift the skirt. Once the Prism has been raised to a suitable height, the preparations for the Riding Ceremony are complete. The next step is to assist your Celestial Maiden with performing the Riding Ceremony.
The first phase is establishing a spiritual connection between the Celestial Maiden and yourself. Please watch the Celestial Maiden’s posture and movements while she is seated, and then make her recite verses while she rides the device. This highly effective ritual is known as 「Wooden Horse Recitation」. Between her shins and pussy, there are exactly eleven points of contact supporting her body weight. To disperse the pain, the Celestial Maiden must shift her certain of gravity in a continuous cycle from her left leg to her right leg and to her pussy. Karmic energy is released as she gyrates endlessly around the Prism. Aside from forcing the Celestial Maiden to grind her pussy, the pain is clear proof that her soul is being purified. To further improve the effectiveness of the Riding Ceremony, the disciple can also attach a 「Bell Clamp」 to the Celestial Maiden’s body. Generally speaking, clamping it on her nipples has the best results. When the Celestial Maiden moves her body, it causes the little bell to jingle, greatly improving the spiritual connection between the disciple and the Celestial Maiden.
As time passes, the Celestial Maiden will be unable to continue with Wooden Horse Recitation and she will start making incoherent sounds. This marks a transition into the 「Bewitched Speech」 phase of the Riding Ceremony. Since the Celestial Maiden cannot stop herself from squirming, even to the point that she is twitching and trembling uncontrollably, this indicates that the most formidable piece of evil karmic energy is about to burst from the Celestial Maiden’s body. To help the Celestial Maiden complete her final purification, please gag her mouth with the 「Bewitched Ball」 and then use the 「Incense Board」 to strike the Celestial Maiden’s body. The Incense Board is a thin plank 130cm long that is made from the wood of the yellow poplar tree, which has the intrinsic ability to exorcise demons. It unleashes a very loud crack upon each strike, making it extremely effective for purification. When hitting the girl, striking different body parts has different benefits, but generally speaking we recommend hitting the shoulders, breasts, buttocks, and thighs with the most emphasis. Please ignore the struggling and writhing of your Celestial Maiden, and pour your full concentration into each blow. Finally, when the karmic energy gushes out from the Celestial Maiden’s pussy along with her 「Karmic Fluid」, this signifies that the Riding Ceremony is complete. With her body purified, we can proceed with the final karmic ascension ritual.
Please lower the Prism and expose the Celestial Maiden’s pussy. Then, have the Celestial Maiden lie forward, bearing her holy cunt high in the air, and then thrust your penis into the holy vessel that just underwent the Riding Ceremony. At this point the Celestial Maiden’s insides are in a state of 「Karmic Vacuum」, which is perfect for extracting your karmic energy. Furthermore, since the Celestial Maiden is still on the Prayer Mat, and the divine instrument will transform the extracted karmic energy into pure virtue before returning it to your soul. By the time you ejaculate your karmic energy and semen into the Celestial Maiden’s body, your karma will be completely purified. Meanwhile, the negative karma received by the Celestial Maiden won’t stay for long. It can be cleansed simply by performing the Riding Ceremony once more. Just have your Celestial Maiden kneel back and lift the Prism so it sinks deep into her pussy again. Then use the Incense Board to hit her until the semen flows out. This method can be repeated over and over until the disciple ascends to heaven. After attaining enlightenment, simply untie the Immortal Spirit Sealing Rope. As a high-ranking Celestial Maiden, she can handle the surge of karmic energy that rebounds, so there is no need for you to worry.
We will be collecting donations for the blessings received from this evangelical service. Please don’t worry about the amount, as any offering is welcome. Besides, the value of a single one of these divine instruments is 3.3 million yuan, indicating the true worth of the wooden horse. You could buy three at once and still fail to exhaust the innumerable benefits. Finally, let us recite together: “Thank the Wooden Horse. Praise the Wooden Horse. The edge of the wooden horse is our holy instrument, and riding it is the gateway to enlightenment.”
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anonekama commented at 2021-01-09 01:18:53 » #2585970
Added translation (source: me)! Previously posted on reddit.
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