Anonymous commented at 2009-09-12 11:58:59 » #110555

where is this from?

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Anonymous commented at 2009-09-12 12:47:06 » #110573

OK I translated this, can I have sauce now?

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Futanari Q&A

Q. Sometimes my penis stays half erect all day long and semen comes out constantly. Am I ill?

A. Your penis is having a period. Don't worry, you are not ill.

During your period, to avoid semen staining your clothes, remember to always wear a condom.

When you feel an ejaculation building up, if you make sure to squeeze out your semen beforehand, only precum will come out for a while afterwards, and you can safely go out without worrying about ejaculating unexpectedly. You can ask your friends to help you.

Also, to avoid being embarrassed by the penis sticking out from under your skirt, aside from the regular condom, always wear a penis sock while walking.


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Anonymous commented at 2009-09-24 15:27:49 » #117799

lol Anon2, nice Q&A

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3d0xp0xy commented at 2009-11-04 02:44:21 » #145088

I've added the translation.

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Anonymous commented at 2010-08-12 01:50:11 » #398269

A penis sock won't help you be less embarrassed, it would just make you look awkward. You'd need to tape it upwards or something.

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Choc_Zone commented at 2016-06-21 17:25:53 » #1973273

The text had me laughing several times in a row. Probably one of the funniest translations I've ever read xD

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