Anonymous commented at 2018-03-09 09:53:04 » #2218645

Tewi sound so fucking good

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jedi1357 commented at 2018-03-09 11:26:57 » #2218659

0:11 Mokou: If anyone out there in TV land has any compassion at all, GIVE ME MONEY!

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Anonymous commented at 2018-04-27 19:08:14 » #2233257

I wish I knew what was being said

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jedi1357 commented at 2018-04-27 23:59:43 » #2233303

Well damn! I tried to google this and got nothing. It's 東方PV 東方格差社会 ～ウサビーズへようこそ！ (Touhou PV Tuohou Differential Society - Welcome to Usabiz!) [Usa Business - Innocent Key]. I'm not fluent enough to translate everything but I guess I can give it a shot so you can at least get the jyst of it.

Aya: This is Gensoukyou Camera News. We're outside this yakitori shop that has just gone out of business. Oh! There's the owner Miss Mouko. Miss Mouko, Miss Mouko, do you have any words for our TV audience?
Mokou: If anyone out there in TV land has any compassion at all GIVE ME MONEY!
Kaguya: She is completely broke.
Reisen: Her situation is totally laughable.
All: Being a NEET is a pathetic thing.
Kaguya: I'm a princess so it's fine. We ought to do something to help.
Teiwi: But what could we do?
Eirin: I may have an idea. Listen to this.
All: SAY WA? It's time to get our pla-NO (plan) into action.
Kaguya: Go grab her.
Teiwi: ROGER!...So, I found you huh Fujiwara no Mokou?
Mokou: Huh? What's this about?
Teiwi: You're coming with me that's what.
Mokou: What are you doing?
Teiwi: I'm back, and I've brought her!
Mokou: So it's the princess who's behind this. Wha? Udongein too?
Reisen: DON"T LOOK!
All: Welcome to Usabiz!
Mokou: Princess, hurry and let me go.
Kaguya: Check out it's show time. [Something something my bunny] and Miss Mouko from the yakitori shop are both up for grabs.
Mokou/Reisen: What did you say?
Teiwi: If you have any last words you have 3 minutes. . . . Time's up.
Mokou/Reisen: Too fast!
[Bunch of stuff I don't understand.]
Kaguya: It's show time. So, gentlemen, how much?
Reisen: What are you planning to do with us now?
Mokou: That's it, I've had it! I'm outta here!
Reisen: Hey Mouko! take me with you!
Kaguya: So, only the bunny is left now huh?
Reisen: No more!
Kaguya: [Something something probably involving cruelty to animals.] But first these have to come off. Hey, cooperate please.
Reisen: STOP!... ... ... Oh! That was a SHOCK!

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ohnononononono commented at 2018-04-28 00:43:51 » #2233311

www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhJXU6kZP0s
This video has translations

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Anonymous commented at 2018-04-28 00:56:16 » #2233315

Thanks you guys are awesome

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Anonymous commented at 2018-07-08 16:21:23 » #2256910

I'm guessing the moral of this cartoon is to be careful who you borrow money from since if you can't pay it back you will likely be tied up and left in a room to be ass raped by a bunch of guys wearing strange masks.

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