HorrorDaddy commented at 2021-04-16 13:47:31 » #2605716

10 pros of having a cute Animal Crossing GF:
1. Comfy aesthetic
2. Enjoys dressing up
3. Dumps all her worn socks on you in the mail because she doesn’t have room for a washing machine and can’t be bothered to throw them out
4. Chibi body but is actually 6’ tall
5. Barges into your home unannounced
6. Sits wherever she damn well pleases
7. Coffee dates at Brewster’s
8. Massive sweaty feet work up an ache only dextrous, normally-proportioned human hands can relieve
9. Is secretly a boy
10. Likes bugs

9 Points Flag