TheRandomDot commented at 2009-09-28 20:55:22 » #120391

(Guy) "Is this your idea of a joke?!"

(Girl) "No, this is my idea of fore-play."

(Guy) "Fore-play?! Well when is it my turn?"

(Girl) "Idiot, this IS your turn!"

(Guy) "Ow-ow-ow!"

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Anonymous commented at 2010-07-06 14:21:48 » #356071

mitsuru "who's the bitch now!"

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Anonymous commented at 2011-12-25 21:15:51 » #960144

Guy:Is this your idea of a joke?.

Girl:No, this is my idea of fore-play.

Guy:Fore-play?! Well when is it my turn?"

Girl: "Idiot, this IS your turn!

guy: Ow-ow-ow!

girl:-smirks-*why pulling his arm upwards*come on tap out allready or i pull it outa place.

guy:-trys to stand closing one eye couse the pain-.

girl:-smiles-tehe scream for me*evil laugh hearing a pop*.

guy:O.O OWWWW!*he taping*.

girl:-thinking if should let him go-hm..nah*as she puts her right leg forwards squeezing his arm with her thighs*.

guy:dam you~screaming~.

girl:ahh music to my ears-as she watches tv-.

~she lets go by tomoro morning~.

guy:-fainted his left arm hurting-.

girl:hehe.

guy:-arm numb cant move it-*as he wakes up*arg-feeling a pain in his arm-owwwwwwwwwwwww*he nurses his arm rubing it till it all better*.
{the end}.

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