Anonymous commented at 2009-06-29 23:15:24 » #69995

"Just kidding, there's no candy."

86 Points Flag

Anonymous commented at 2009-07-31 00:01:25 » #85867

...but i DO have something you can suck on...

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Pergentile commented at 2009-12-24 03:00:33 » #184376

Them eyes are just gonna get you raped harder lil girl.

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pravus commented at 2010-01-13 02:52:07 » #201125

DAMN IT WHO TOLD THEM THEY COULD LOOK IN MY TRUNK!

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Anonymous commented at 2010-04-08 22:26:13 » #270714

"Honey! I said CATNIP! Not KIDNAP!"

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Anonymous commented at 2010-04-09 10:29:17 » #271105

"Dear dairy... Jackpot!"

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baldrick commented at 2011-09-03 22:21:48 » #867660

You should check the condition of your spare periodically, in case you need an emergency roadside blowjob.

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Anonymous commented at 2013-08-06 20:29:13 » #1375068

I guess Frank Martin made a habit of this.

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Anonymous commented at 2013-10-23 08:34:33 » #1421892

Someone is ready for the week-end.

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