Anonymous commented at 2017-06-13 11:57:57 » #2138972

It's true. In Japan putting high heels onto ostriches is strictly prohibited.

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Anonymous commented at 2017-06-14 10:28:36 » #2139321

No sticking your pecker in a pecker.

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Anonymous commented at 2017-06-14 10:42:04 » #2139327

In the future science will create ostrich headed girls that won't complain when you unsolicitedly stick your pecker in their human-type vaginas, which will be designed of varying size and tenseness for all the possible tastes of lusty Man, who will be even more busy and on the run than currently to form lasting, real, and permissible relationships with non-ostrich-headed girls. Just be sure to wipe those feathers off your pecker at the end, bird lice can be an annoying problem.

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Anonymous commented at 2017-06-14 20:47:01 » #2139526

I always hated kfc for this exact same thing. Secret spices my ass.

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vizzer3 commented at 2017-06-14 22:32:22 » #2139559

just say no

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Anonymous commented at 2017-06-18 13:09:51 » #2140840

Society can't tell us what we can and can't do my love, what say you? "...Quack" You have such a way with words, we'll be married by years end.

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