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Posted on: 10/18/24 06:51PM
Finally got up to 2015 for my 2010s best picture oscar run (that's 53 films out of 88) and i agree with all but 2 of the acting winners so far and i haven't disagreed with the best picture winners yet
Posted on: 10/26/24 08:50PM
After all these years, I finally broke down and actually watched Robo C.H.I.C.
It's a horribly unfunny attempt at a comedy scifi movie, mostly just an excuse for there to be a bunch of tits and ass. Also to have Burt Wart be a nice guy terrorist who has planted nuclear bombs in a bunch of important major cities... and also St. Louis.
Also watched Never Too Young to Die, because I finally decided that I needed to see a James Bond style knock off that has Gene Simmons playing a hermaphrodite (how progressive!) who leads a Mad Maxian style gang of leather and spike clad dudes in then modern day... uh... somewhere or other.
Excellent dummy at the end. Also Gene did ham it up as best as he could. The rest was subpar.
And then I watched Cathy's Curse, a 1977 horror movie. Really couldn't tell how much time passes between... anything, really. Suddenly it's day, suddenly it's night, suddenly it's at least 2 days later, even if it really doesn't seem like it. The main conflict, the soul of a little girl who possesses Cathy... kinda doesn't have any real point to it. She's just a vengeful spirit that wants to kill people (and a poor pupper) because. Her living brother, who you may think would be the victim of her vengeance because he was part of how she died has nothing major done to him. There's no confrontation, there's no words exchanged, there's nothing between them.
The entire build up climax... was a total turd. The only good thing was the actress who played Cathy, who apparently never made another movie in the whole of her life. She was in this one film when she was like 8 and that was it. A shame, because she was a natural, she could have gone places.
And now there's The Galaxy Invader.
...
The best I can say is that thankfully, everybody involved with this movie is probably dead by now.
Tried to find Alien Seed, because why not watch a goofy alien impregnation film, yeah? As it turns out, apparently nobody wants this thing on their servers, because there's no legit streaming services that have it. It seems to be so unwanted that you can't even buy it digitally, only as a VHS or an out of print DVD from 1999 (or a more recent region 2 import). Not even YouTube has this thing uploaded, far as I can tell.
It can't be that bad, can it?
... What the fuck was that...
It's a horribly unfunny attempt at a comedy scifi movie, mostly just an excuse for there to be a bunch of tits and ass. Also to have Burt Wart be a nice guy terrorist who has planted nuclear bombs in a bunch of important major cities... and also St. Louis.
Also watched Never Too Young to Die, because I finally decided that I needed to see a James Bond style knock off that has Gene Simmons playing a hermaphrodite (how progressive!) who leads a Mad Maxian style gang of leather and spike clad dudes in then modern day... uh... somewhere or other.
Excellent dummy at the end. Also Gene did ham it up as best as he could. The rest was subpar.
And then I watched Cathy's Curse, a 1977 horror movie. Really couldn't tell how much time passes between... anything, really. Suddenly it's day, suddenly it's night, suddenly it's at least 2 days later, even if it really doesn't seem like it. The main conflict, the soul of a little girl who possesses Cathy... kinda doesn't have any real point to it. She's just a vengeful spirit that wants to kill people (and a poor pupper) because. Her living brother, who you may think would be the victim of her vengeance because he was part of how she died has nothing major done to him. There's no confrontation, there's no words exchanged, there's nothing between them.
The entire build up climax... was a total turd. The only good thing was the actress who played Cathy, who apparently never made another movie in the whole of her life. She was in this one film when she was like 8 and that was it. A shame, because she was a natural, she could have gone places.
And now there's The Galaxy Invader.
...
The best I can say is that thankfully, everybody involved with this movie is probably dead by now.
Tried to find Alien Seed, because why not watch a goofy alien impregnation film, yeah? As it turns out, apparently nobody wants this thing on their servers, because there's no legit streaming services that have it. It seems to be so unwanted that you can't even buy it digitally, only as a VHS or an out of print DVD from 1999 (or a more recent region 2 import). Not even YouTube has this thing uploaded, far as I can tell.
It can't be that bad, can it?
... What the fuck was that...
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