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I_SEXED_THE_PUMPKIN Group: Member - Total Posts: 7
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What is the riskiest/weirdest place you've masturbated?
Posted on: 01/15/17 04:44PM
I'll start,

So about 5 or 6 years ago, I was at my friend's house at night and we were watching a movie and going to sleep. His parents were already asleep, so it was just me and him. I was on the couch behind him a little and to his right and he was sitting on one of those fancy beds that folds out of a couch (it wasn't a futon, it was like an actual bed inside of a couch) and I remember something in the movie got me hard, since I hadn't done anything for a few days before, and I carefully unzipped my pants and just started jerking off, right behind my friend. After about 5 or 10 minutes, I came in my underwear and quietly zipped my pants back up. My friend hadn't noticed me at all and after about another half hour, the movie finished and we went to sleep. He didn't say anything the next day, so I don't think he knew.

Kirbyman01 Group: Member - Total Posts: 9
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Posted on: 01/15/17 06:32PM
I've masturbated few times in public areas, but I'll mention just this one

When I was about 18 or so I went to a hotel with a few friends and family to celebrate something we did. One of the girls I really liked had also been invited much to my joy. One of the days while we stayed there we took a dip in the pool and my friend was looking goddamn beautiful. It had been almost a month I believe since ai jerked it so that just got me boiling. I got into one of the changing rooms and began Jacking it. It didn't take long and i blew a huge load right on the door. I was so focused in letting one go I forgot about it making a mess... so... I just left. Luckily I wasn't caught...or at least not by humans

*Cue xfiles theme*

smackmybitchup Group: Member - Total Posts: 870
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Posted on: 01/16/17 06:50AM
I jerked off in class when I was about 10.

Jasmin Group: Member - Total Posts: 1
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Posted on: 01/18/17 02:18PM
Ive jerked my brother of while we were at the dinner table.

Saitre Group: Member - Total Posts: 4
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Posted on: 01/18/17 07:18PM
Hmmm. Probably at the back of the bus when I was still in high school. Considering some of those stops and how many cars and people we passed that day.

Only contender would be the one afternoon during an excruciatingly long sermon at the neighborhood church.

smackmybitchup Group: Member - Total Posts: 870
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Posted on: 01/18/17 07:24PM
the one afternoon during an excruciatingly long sermon at the neighborhood church.

You won.

lmao

Saitre Group: Member - Total Posts: 4
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Posted on: 01/18/17 07:32PM
smackmybitchup said:
You won.

lmao


This doesn't feel like winning. ;_;

smackmybitchup Group: Member - Total Posts: 870
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Posted on: 01/18/17 07:48PM
It does sound like the riskiest place so far, though. I think.

RadRuss Group: Member - Total Posts: 5
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Posted on: 01/20/17 01:59PM
Back in highschool I jerked it in the library with a female teacher looking straight at me. I had a medium sized bean bag over me so she never noticed (that i know of anyway lol).

cumloverMira Group: Member - Total Posts: 18
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Posted on: 01/20/17 08:22PM
In one of those shack thingies you find in a park. Stepped in, gave it a nice 2 finger assault, was out of there before the squirrels noticed

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