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smackmybitchup - Group: Member - Total Posts: 1295
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Posted on: 01/25/17 03:17PM

That's awesome.



cumloverMira - Group: Member - Total Posts: 18
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Posted on: 01/25/17 04:24PM

Kirbyman01 said:
smackmybitchup said:
Yeah... I don't like gooey stuff too much. And I don't know, but the dough wasn't... tight enough to be enjoyable? And the donut was all crumbling anyway (I'm merciless).

doughnut blowjob

Like, she's eating a donut and giving you a BJ a the same time?
Lol I getcha

Well sorta. She placed a doughnut around my dick (the ring part) and just ate it off me. Then she took a different doughnut (a jelly one) and took bites of it before sucking off
sounds yummy actually



Omni_Slayer - Group: Banned for Nice Picnics - Total Posts: 248
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Posted on: 01/25/17 11:18PM

Kirbyman01 said:
smackmybitchup said:
Yeah... I don't like gooey stuff too much. And I don't know, but the dough wasn't... tight enough to be enjoyable? And the donut was all crumbling anyway (I'm merciless).

doughnut blowjob

Like, she's eating a donut and giving you a BJ a the same time?
Lol I getcha

Well sorta. She placed a doughnut around my dick (the ring part) and just ate it off me. Then she took a different doughnut (a jelly one) and took bites of it before sucking off

Fuck that's actually pretty good, creative as hell. We gotta try that.



Kirbyman01 - Group: Member - Total Posts: 9
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Posted on: 01/25/17 11:51PM

Omni_Slayer said:
Kirbyman01 said:
smackmybitchup said:
Yeah... I don't like gooey stuff too much. And I don't know, but the dough wasn't... tight enough to be enjoyable? And the donut was all crumbling anyway (I'm merciless).

doughnut blowjob

Like, she's eating a donut and giving you a BJ a the same time?
Lol I getcha

Well sorta. She placed a doughnut around my dick (the ring part) and just ate it off me. Then she took a different doughnut (a jelly one) and took bites of it before sucking off

Fuck that's actually pretty good, creative as hell. We gotta try that.
i dunno if creative but still fun. Just be careful not to fuck right after till the dick is completely clean, or make sure you wear a condom.

Unless of course it's all oral. Then never mind.



Cypress_Cat - Group: Member - Total Posts: 651
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Posted on: 02/08/17 01:27AM

...Which is actually how discovered masturbating, incidentally. I was about nine years and was playing Ocarina of Time, when my rumble pak went off in my lap after I passed some "secret spot". To make a short story even shorter, I ended up getting off, then praying to God for "forgiveness"...

And then ended up doing it again less then a week later.

For the record, Pokemon Stadium is the easiest game to get off to.



eJack9 - Group: Member - Total Posts: 5
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Posted on: 02/21/17 05:47PM

Swapping hentai on Whisper. Would absolutely do again, actually.



Diira - Group: Member - Total Posts: 6
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Posted on: 09/02/17 10:32AM

One time I made myself cum in these girly pajamas with kittens all over them...

That was interesting to say the least.



Nine64 - Group: Member - Total Posts: 2
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Posted on: 09/02/17 10:25PM

When I was little(7,8) I'd hump stuffed animals. lol



GoodLuck - Group: Member - Total Posts: 1
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Posted on: 09/15/17 09:56PM

[First post so be gentle.]

Around the age of 9 or 10, I discover a strange new feeling. As I'd lean against the back of the couch in our family room (the couch had a thick "bead" running around the perimeter), the bead hit right at the spot where my tiny member hung (well, OK, poked out from - I didn't "hang" much at that age) from my abdomen. And I found that putting pressure against that bead produced some really neat feelings.

The first few times it happened by chance but once I realized how nice it was, I tried to replicate the feelings when I was in my bed. I'd put my hands inside my tightie whities and press the heel of my hand on that same spot and just rubbed back and forth. My fingers naturally laid over the top of my my little penis and I eventually developed the habit of pushing it between my legs toward the perineum - my movements more like a girl's, I suppose, than a boy's. Of course, this changed as it became more difficult to keep things pointed down.

Haven't thought about that in a LONG time...



Jerl - Group: The Real Administrator - Total Posts: 6706
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Posted on: 09/15/17 10:12PM

That's basically the opposite of a weird or unusual way to get yourself off.



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