Only real misconception is that I couldn't conceptualize women had anything but a dick - cause I had this dream when I was 6 where mother would circumcise her dick and retract it all the way to the base, and show me how to do this.

Other than this, I just had a lot of ideas and ways to torture my dick. Like I'd put snow on it, or tie to a tree, or shower it with hot water put to the max. I had these square-triangle drawings (representing my dick) where I laid out ideas to electrocute it until blood would come out, and I used to rub it with different chemicals I found in the bathroom to find which one hurt the most. I conceptualized my dick as my 21st finger, but the worst kind of finger - one that is always alone & useless and deserves to be beaten by other fingers -- especially by my toes, because I know I was trying to stomp my dick all the time.

I mean, these are not really misconceptions apart from misunderstanding what a penis is used for -- I just wanted to drive home (while we're on the topic of childhood) that fetishes (bdsm and feet in my case) along with sexuality is something you're definitely born with in my opinion.

As a kid, used to think boobs were like water balloons that just held milk. If they were poked, it'd leak and would need a band-aid to heal back up