You make a wish, and the next user ruins it, then makes his own wish.

For example: (Me) I wish I were three inches taller.
(Next User) Everyone else grows three inches taller as well, so you're still short. For my wish, I wish I had a million dollars.

I'll start: I wish Santa Claus was real.

But Santa always forgets your house

I wish I could read minds

Only the degenerate part.

I wish I had 7 Chaos Emeralds.

You can only use them each time you complete your least favorite Sonic the Hedgehog game (one use of the seven emeralds per completion).

I wish that Emma Frost was my sex slave.

You become her and Tony Stark's sex slave.

I wish I can grow another head.

Your other head is invisible and very annoying.

I wish I was Emma Frost’s French maid.

But She will pay you jack shit for your services.

I wish the next wish can't be corrupted.

Next wish is so incredibly stupid and boring that not corrupting it means nothing

I wish a woman taller than me would fall in love with me

She's a giantess, she kisses you and accidentally eats you

I wish Nami was my girlfriend

Nami is 2d, meaning she will always feel like a cardboard cut-out even if she's able to move and speak

I wish I could fly