So how do we feel about the word "gooning"?Posted on: 01/12/25 11:32AM
"Gooning", as you surely may already know by now, basically means masturbating. Originally, it meant that if you masturbate for hours in a specific kind of way, that you'd reach a brief state of "nirvana". However, it later turned into just another word for masturbating. Like fapping.
I've slowly started to really, really, really hate the term now. And it's all because of fucking idiots who say "goon" to describe anything that's sexual as some sort of criticism or a personal attack. It went from a slightly funny word to describe beating your meat, to terminally online angry puritanical virgins using "goon" as a prefix to insult you as some kind of porn addict.
For example, Tifa Lockhart is "goonbait". Because she's attractive and has big breasts, clearly that means that YOU are supposed to be masturbating to them for hours on end every day of your life. Asuka and Rei from Evagenllion are "pedophile goonbait". Hatsune Miku? Totally goonbait, you porn addict. And so on and so forth.