I'm sure you've heard of this one ditty before, but in case you haven't, the goal here is simple:

Describe the plot of a show, movie, game, book, or whatever, as badly as you can (preferably within one or two sentences) while still technically telling the truth about it, and someone else will try to guess what it is.

I'll go first, obviously:

"Boy genius has to live with Walter White and one of the worst TV moms ever."

Malcolm in the Middle

Me next:
A teenage boy has to get inside his mom to save the world

I can only recall Earthbound having something familiar...

Here's mine:
Dude wakes up with a not-so-friendly man living inside its brain, some time later it turns our he's not that bad.

Sounds like some kinda fucked-up version of Evangelion.


Hmmmmm... I'm getting a mixture of Parasyte and that one movie where Eddie Murphy is an alien in a human suit, but something tells me it's neither.

Next:
Fat guy halfasses a job that could take out an entire city if left unchecked, strangles his son, and sits on his ass watching TV, while getting no smarter. Burger King toy deals, here we come!

The Simpsons.


Next:
Midget has to return a piece of jewelry to its maker, while avoiding thieves and the urge to just keep it.


EDIT: Midget has to return a piece of jewelry to the hood, while avoiding thieves and the urge to just keep it.

Oldboy: A rich guy with way too much free time on his hands decides to set up the longest biggest prank in the world

Probably the best summary of Lord of The Rings I've ever heard, lol

Army man fights a cowboy in a little red hat and his mom's friends to stop dommy mommy and her big gay friend from starting WW3.

A journalist and his attorney report on a motorcycle race.

Woman uses a really big knife to finish her list of chores.

Fancy Italians disagree over what products they should sell people.

A really chill guy acts too cool in front of Italians, and gets hammered.

"Midget has to return a piece of jewelry to its maker, while avoiding thieves and the urge to just keep it." -> Lord of the Rings?

"Fancy Italians disagree over what products they should sell people." Godfather?

Also, uhhhh...

"Five teenagers are kidnapped by a floating head and forced to fight an old woman's pottery."