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Anonymous commented at 2011-12-28 09:44:06 » #961958

In a perfect world, doctors would figure out what kind of diet would be perfect for each of us individually from day 1. As we grow, they would figure out what our sexual preferences and identity is, and society would be fully supportive of it. We would have classes that teach us not only about safe sex, but how to have mind-blowing, enjoyable sex, and society would support it. And...nothing would ever get done, seeing as we'd all be fornicating so much. Ah, we can dream, can't we?

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VincentD commented at 2011-12-28 10:33:27 » #961975

Ah, but in a perfect world, Anon, nothing would ever NEED to get done. There'd be no bills to pay, food to buy, clothes to buy, work to do; everything would be taken care of for eternity. In a perfect world, we'd also be able to fuck as much as we want, with whoever we want, whenever we want, without worrying about nasty things like pregnancy or diseases.

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Anonymous commented at 2011-12-28 23:16:05 » #962471

this is pain is not pleasure. lol

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Anonymous commented at 2012-01-01 12:35:44 » #965517

Since when should you need to be taught how to have good sex, if you need someone to teach you, you're obviously a moron.

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Anonymous commented at 2012-01-01 15:05:03 » #965630

Protip: normal *hump hump hump* sex does not compare to the stuff in the kama sutra. There is actually a story of an "elderly" couple around 50 years old who tried some positions from the kama sutra and the woman ended of having such an intense orgasm that her muscle locked up on the man and he could not physically get his dick out.

The woman had to go into surgery to escape major injury and the man spent 4 days in recovery with a bruised dick.
for more info just look up "kama sutra stuck" in google.

I don't think that has ever happened to you, anon3, but that is pretty much the difference between hump till cum and mind-blowing.


tl;dr anon3 is an idiot, anyone who wants to have some mind-blowing sex, try out the kama sutra.

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Anonymous commented at 2012-01-07 22:19:14 » #971469

In a perfect world, we will have Giant dildos.

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REKM commented at 2012-01-11 13:07:38 » #974476

We already have giant dil-

WAIT.

...

*squish squish squish*

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Anonymous commented at 2012-01-13 01:12:58 » #975684

I asked for boys. Not girls with dicks. This looks like Futa for christ's sake. >:(

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Anonymous commented at 2012-02-06 21:46:16 » #996404

I asked for traps. Not obvious boys carrying giant dildos. This looks like generic shota yaoi :(

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Anonymous commented at 2012-03-09 13:32:16 » #1019842

He looks like he has a cocoon hanging down there.

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