EldritchGentleman commented at 2014-07-19 15:25:42 » #1571512

My Little Orgy: Dick is Magic

19 Points Flag

king_of_twilight commented at 2014-07-19 15:36:32 » #1571517

I'm confused, would this qualify for the cum explosion tag?

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Anonymous commented at 2014-07-19 16:12:21 » #1571533

I am the god of cock fire! And I bring you!
Fire...
I'll fuck you till it burns...
Fire...
I'll fuck you till it hurts...
I see you moan!

3 Points Flag

Anonymous commented at 2014-07-19 17:18:39 » #1571551

Doesnt every guy think thier ding is a magic wand?

Just not literally so.

3 Points Flag

Anonymous commented at 2014-07-19 17:42:45 » #1571562

This might be the best pickup line ever:
"Do you know I have a pet dragon? Wanna see him breathe fire?"
In his case it works.

11 Points Flag

Anonymous commented at 2014-07-19 18:58:18 » #1571612

Goodness gracious, great balls of fire!

11 Points Flag

Lady_Nutella commented at 2014-07-19 19:44:28 » #1571623

"Yo.You've got a lighter on you?I need a smoke"

2 Points Flag

Lady_Nutella commented at 2014-07-19 19:48:24 » #1571626

Only his dick can prevent wildfires.

0 Points Flag

jedi1357 commented at 2014-07-19 20:03:51 » #1571637

♪I got this burnin' sensation when I pee,
I got a damn good feelin' your the one who gave it to me♪

1 Points Flag

Anonymous commented at 2014-07-20 02:33:32 » #1571797

I've always wondered if this artist draws these masterpieces for his own birthdays or someone else's. In case of the latter, I could say he's the best friend I could ever wish for (well, even better if he brought some real girls)

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