Anonymous commented at 2017-12-17 17:44:04 » #2193627

Double the vibrations for double the fun! :D

4 Points Flag

Anonymous commented at 2020-06-10 12:00:21 » #2538985

Pretty late but here:

Phone: Yo, how's that massager I gave you? Feel good?

Boy: Huh? I'm not listening. [I think? Literally "doesn't bother listening"]

Phone: Works real good on those stiff shoulders. Feels great, huh?

Boy: Eh? My shoulders?

Phone: Haha, so you're not using it there!

Boy: You're being ridiculous. Go to hell.

6 Points Flag