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Anonymous commented at 2018-01-01 10:36:28 » #2198192
LMAO Good thing Skyward Sword's Ghirahim was Male, else the entire Zelda Universe would've been fucked
-Link: It's time to settle this Ghirahim!
-Ghirahim: You know this has been going on for a while now, this back and forth and what not, I've been just been wondering...
-Link: ....... About what?
-Ghirahim: Well you're young, you just grew out or probably still in your hormonal phase correct?
-Link: W-WHAT DOES THAT GOT TO DO WITH IT?
-Ghirahim: You had any yet?
-Link: WHAT?!
-Ghirahim: Booty, I'm asking if you ever tapped any?
-Link: THAT DOESN'T MATTER I'VE GOT TO STOP YOU!
-Ghirahim: Ah so you haven't, welp then let's get started then *starts stripping*
-Link: W-WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
-Ghirahim: Shouldn't it be obvious by now?
-Link: GULP
~ Some Time Later ~
-Ghirahim: Welp do you still want to protect your Childhood Friend now, especially considering what you're about to lose?
-Link: ... (I feel so ashamed of myself) ... I can't just give up, I grew up with her, she's important to me!
-Ghirahim: I'll tell ya what I'll lose my weird Make-up and you can keep tapping that and let's be honest, do you really think you'll get to tap Zelda's Booty? You know with her being the Incarnation of the Goddess and all that... Also she's apparantly not important enough to not succumb to temptation sooo yeah...
-Link: (Goddamn it's like my Instincts know as if years and reincarnations of thirst are comming upon me, I've never lost so easily to my base urges before!)
[Though to be honest, SS and BotW are the Zelda Games where Link is the most likely to catch some Zelda Booty in my opinion]
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LMAO Good thing Skyward Sword's Ghirahim was Male, else the entire Zelda Universe would've been fucked
-Link: It's time to settle this Ghirahim!
-Ghirahim: You know this has been going on for a while now, this back and forth and what not, I've been just been wondering...
-Link: ....... About what?
-Ghirahim: Well you're young, you just grew out or probably still in your hormonal phase correct?
-Link: W-WHAT DOES THAT GOT TO DO WITH IT?
-Ghirahim: You had any yet?
-Link: WHAT?!
-Ghirahim: Booty, I'm asking if you ever tapped any?
-Link: THAT DOESN'T MATTER I'VE GOT TO STOP YOU!
-Ghirahim: Ah so you haven't, welp then let's get started then *starts stripping*
-Link: W-WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
-Ghirahim: Shouldn't it be obvious by now?
-Link: GULP
~ Some Time Later ~
-Ghirahim: Welp do you still want to protect your Childhood Friend now, especially considering what you're about to lose?
-Link: ... (I feel so ashamed of myself) ... I can't just give up, I grew up with her, she's important to me!
-Ghirahim: I'll tell ya what I'll lose my weird Make-up and you can keep tapping that and let's be honest, do you really think you'll get to tap Zelda's Booty? You know with her being the Incarnation of the Goddess and all that... Also she's apparantly not important enough to not succumb to temptation sooo yeah...
-Link: (Goddamn it's like my Instincts know as if years and reincarnations of thirst are comming upon me, I've never lost so easily to my base urges before!)
[Though to be honest, SS and BotW are the Zelda Games where Link is the most likely to catch some Zelda Booty in my opinion]
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