LeonTheSaint44 commented at 2018-08-10 12:59:23 » #2268849

About to get a face full of boobies lucky!! ^^ love boobie accidents :3

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Anonymous commented at 2018-08-12 00:18:44 » #2269284

Knowing her I'd say she did it on purpose

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Anonymous commented at 2018-09-12 07:29:36 » #2279824

And he's gonna get his clothes covered in juice, which means she'll strip hom down, notice his erection and then it's sexy times for all..

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Anonymous commented at 2018-09-22 12:02:33 » #2283458

Translator, get to work you lazy ass motherfucka

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Anonymous commented at 2019-04-25 06:33:56 » #2369432

usually a porn starts with an accident where you spot your pants, that's the situation

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rollingcomputer commented at 2020-01-13 15:27:55 » #2480310

The glasses smash into his face and shatter. The deep gashes pour blood all the way to the hospital and even after reconstructive surgery he is left with permanent facial disfigurations and blind in one eye. She, on the other hand, cracks her head against the edge of the table and dies instantly.

...I don't know why I felt the need to say that.

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Anonymous commented at 2020-01-13 15:35:25 » #2480313

or she just slips a little spills it all over him

then she asks if hes ok

then he asks if shes ok

then he helps her up off of him but not without getting a closeup of the obviously tea soaked tiddies then he gets super embarrassed

then she runs to get him a towel then he dries off she dries off and then everyones friends again


noone has to die here

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