Anonymous commented at 2019-05-19 18:21:25 » #2380680

Jesus, Beryl is just perfect

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Anonymous commented at 2019-05-19 18:51:46 » #2380688

Just take an extra step back for your eye test.

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Anonymous commented at 2019-07-16 23:10:59 » #2409974

Optometrist: Okay, try to read the following letters and numbers as shown on this chart

Patient: Uhhhh...G I C U R A O P Q T I F R C U B...uhmmm A R U B Z 2 A

Optometrist: Haha! Aww, shucks! You shouldn't have! Sometimes, I do flatter myself sometimes!

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Anonymous commented at 2019-07-17 16:40:45 » #2410249

@Anon 3: Translation?

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Anonymous commented at 2019-07-17 17:29:38 » #2410262

dr. I can't reed nothing. I think I should be closer to see. closer enough to put my face between those massive health care weapons

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