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Anonymous commented at 2014-07-28 00:48:25 » #1576260

That's one hell of a mushroom stamp.

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Anonymous commented at 2014-07-28 00:50:14 » #1576261

A two handed dick-slap critical hit deals the dick's base damage of 1d10 (since the dick in question is treated as a 'large weapon' due to size adjustments) with the result multiplied by two. Sonya's strength bonus (normally a +3 at 16 Strength) becomes 6 due to being wielded with both hands and the 'improved cock-slap' feat she took at fourth level.

While not immediately fatal to Yasuna, such a blow firmly puts the advantage of this battle on the side of Sonya and her gigantic spurting dong.

191 Points Flag
Anonymous commented at 2014-07-28 06:54:59 » #1576357

How the hell is dickslap not a tag? I'm pretty sure this isn't the only picture with a dickslap.

23 Points Flag
HereForTheTraps commented at 2014-07-28 08:00:31 » #1576371

Wish I could get a slap like that.

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Anonymous commented at 2014-07-29 20:40:52 » #1577127

Damn anon2...just damn.

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Dirty_spank_monkey_22 commented at 2014-07-31 03:53:44 » #1577872

Dick slap with a vengeance ....(WHSS..SLAP!)

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Anonymous commented at 2014-08-03 22:14:14 » #1580161

Homer: "NEEEEEEERD!"

Nah, I'm teasing, Anon 2! That calculation actually makes sense.
#1576261 = ♥

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TheAlmightySear commented at 2014-09-09 06:18:52 » #1599315

Anon 2, wielding a weapon in two hands doesn't double your strength modifier. It multiplies it by 1.5 rounded down thereby making her bonus a total of +4 from strength. (Half of 3 is 1.5, rounded down is 1. 3 + 1 = 4).

Unless she has the fear Monkey Grip, in which case this picture is irrelevant to begin with because then she could wield the dick as if it were a size category lighter thereby making it treated as if it were a one handed weapon without penalties anyway.

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Anonymous commented at 2016-06-22 20:50:28 » #1973833

If we're talking in terms of 5th ediion rules, she deals a critical hit due to Yasuna being prone. She rolls 2d10 instead of the usual 1d10 (her schlong is an improvised longsword wielded with both hands.) Fortunately she has the sword mastery feat which gves her +1 on longsword attacks. She adds +3 to the damage from her Strength and a +2 due to her proficiency bonus.

1 Points Flag
Anonymous commented at 2019-09-11 21:25:51 » #2433673

Apparently the tag is "slapping_with_penis" rather than "dickslap". Pity.

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