Time to clean up.

Our cat girl scientists have done it! We've successfully made soap that any degenerate will want to use to get clean and smell pleasant! Praise our ingenuity! Wait a minute, didn't we already do this bit?

Anyway, for only a small payment, you will become the owner of a bar of soap so magical and powerful, that it can remove smells from your skin. Formulated for the lazy, it requires minimal scrubbing with a cloth or loofa. Yes, you too can smell agreeable to the opposite (or same) gender, and become approachable once more! Don't be frightened of the water and suds fellow weebs. Embrace it, and be able to attend a convention once more, with the heavy help of our new product! Made for and by those with high standards.

Get the entire stock before it sells out!