PumpJack_McGee commented at 2010-12-29 17:28:40 » #563020

"Blitzen, you fucker, git over here. We need to pull this sleigh and shit."

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Anonymous commented at 2011-01-07 22:31:51 » #573905

Thus Rudolph. Red nose is genetic mutations between reindeer and elf.

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buttfuck110 commented at 2011-01-08 18:42:57 » #574889

This is how they motivate them to pulll theee sleighhhh

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Anonymous commented at 2011-01-10 20:08:01 » #577114

but... front hooves?

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Anonymous commented at 2011-01-14 03:15:24 » #580950

Jesus, I wish I could cum that much. I'd love to watch my girl's belly swell up from being overfilled.

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TwistedMind commented at 2011-01-16 23:51:26 » #584299

*ching, ching, ching*
"Do I hear the bells of Santa's sleigh?"
*ching, ching, ching*
"... ... ..."
*ching, ching, ching*
"Sheesh, talk about 'jingle all the way'..."
*ching, ching, ching*
"Man, they sure do ring an awful long time..."
*ching, ching, ching*
"God, I wish they'd keep it quiet up there! ..."
*ching, ching, ching*
"So much for 'not a creature was stirring'!"
*ching, ching, ching*
"What the hell is going on up there?"
*ching... ching... ---CHIIIIIIIING!*
"... Is that snow dripping down my window?"

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TwistedMind commented at 2011-01-17 00:02:21 » #584307

{The next morning.}

"So hunny, did Santa get you everything you asked for?"

"Ohhh yeah. I've had a very merry christmas this year, daddy."

"I hope you liked your stocking stuffer. I remember your wishlist also said you wanted to ride one of Santa's reindeer... they might not actually be "Santa's" per se, but the reindeer farm is as close as I could get."

"You mean I get to ride one again?!? =D"

"... uh...again?..."

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FutaMaidKairi commented at 2011-02-10 04:47:01 » #615066

MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS

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Anonymous commented at 2011-04-17 01:35:23 » #697676

aww look at santa's lil' helper takin that reindeer cock... isnt she cute?

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luvmanga commented at 2011-04-17 01:39:48 » #697682

this is what happens when ur too naughty to receive coal, u ho ho ho

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