Anonymous commented at 2011-07-09 13:21:02 » #804211

maybe he just wheres really high riding pants with an equally long zipper.Similar to Steve Urkel pants. If Steve Urkel got head it'd probably look like this in profile :3

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Anonymous commented at 2011-08-12 10:47:59 » #844512

@Anon #751606
"Lock eyes from across the park, caught up to you as the birds on the trees fucked, hold your hand and skip the names, no need here for the silly games.
Leave this place go back to mine, asked you for a titjob and you said "fine", unzipped my pants and showed you my knee, your eyes widened as you looked up at me and I jizz'd in my pants..."

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Anonymous commented at 2012-03-19 19:37:31 » #1028212

I used to be an adventu......no..just no..

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Anonymous commented at 2012-10-10 03:36:19 » #1178295

rer like you, but then I grew a dick on my knee.

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Lorisor commented at 2013-12-27 03:31:38 » #1460270

I looked at the gif for like 2 seconds and said "How the hell is this failure? It's just a titty fuck." Then I looked for 2 more seconds and said "Oh...that escalated quickly."

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