Anonymous commented at 2011-01-22 03:41:43 » #591023

Welp, if that's a poisonous snake, you're fucked right proper, 'cause as blood-filled as that organ is your system is now equal parts Blood and Venom. Here's your Darwin Award.

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Anonymous commented at 2011-01-22 19:10:22 » #591703

Except that his pants aren't pulled down; they've been torn/melted(?).

So he's actually getting raped by that snake. He's not Too Tumb To Live, he's just... Too Unlucky To Live.

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Anonymous commented at 2011-01-23 02:17:52 » #592177

looks to me like he likes it and i agree with anon 1 if thats a poisonous snake he's fucked! it's a good way to go i guess if ur into pain

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Anonymous commented at 2011-01-25 01:09:39 » #594696

you bite it and you die, it is poisonous.
it bits you and you die, it is venomous.

either way, I would be hoping for a bigger snake to do the honors ...

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PumpJack_McGee commented at 2011-01-28 14:07:35 » #599166

Beholde, thy moste perilous Trouser Snake.

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Anonymous commented at 2011-06-19 05:27:03 » #778111

WTF!!!!
Why has no one mentioned how in Jackass 2 they do a puppet show with a penis dressed like a mouse and try to provoke a snake

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Anonymous commented at 2012-10-16 20:24:27 » #1182802

I've seen real video of this, and it's actually entirely possible. The snake didn't seem to mind, until the guy finished, then it started squirming around a bit until he got it off. I'll stop bothering you decent people now.

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Anonymous commented at 2020-01-17 05:52:59 » #2481902

it would be rape if it were going in his ass without lube. what's going on in the picture is obviously most enjoyable, even if it may be against your will. there's nothing stopping him from pulling the snake off.

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