Anonymous commented at 2011-06-05 07:58:59 » #761066

oh, so thats how she fell in....

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twilight_jester commented at 2011-06-05 10:37:54 » #761168

that's got to hurt.

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Anonymous commented at 2011-06-07 14:43:50 » #763997

Heh, that's so fucked up.

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Kingteshay commented at 2011-07-05 04:48:05 » #797997

Noooo! *tries to save her*

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Anonymous commented at 2011-09-26 21:49:01 » #887104

You fail, fall in, and i come in with a giant flat stone and seal the well; and at the same time i recorded the entire thing using a dimensional video camera, traping both of u inside a video tape. then i gave the tape to a friend of my for his birthday, boy was he suprised.

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BlueAuraEX commented at 2012-05-06 02:06:46 » #1064613

Mommy? Why is Sadako so mean and evil now?

Well my darling son...One day, little Sadako sat upon her favorite well...Mother nature, feeling her usual, bitchy self...Slammed thy tree upon thy head...And THAT, was how Sadako became ugly and evil today.

I don't wanna go to sleep anymore mommy...Mother nature scares me.

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Anonymous commented at 2012-05-06 02:24:54 » #1064637

^ You're using the word "thy" incorrectly.

If you were to substitute a modern English equivalent, it'd read like "slammed your tree upon your head", and that doesn't make sense.

Why the gratuitous Old English, anyway? Who does that, when telling a story to a kid?

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Deltabeta26 commented at 2012-08-21 22:06:25 » #1144339

I do that when telling a story to a kid.

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Turbotowns commented at 2014-10-25 01:13:01 » #1623297

I like to painfully incorrectly overuse the -eth suffix.
"Sup-eth."
"Let's do-eth, this thing-eth."
Though spongebob did it before me. Plankten saying "Sike-eth" to offering Spongebob water.

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Anonymous commented at 2014-11-26 01:20:04 » #1641841

That hurt me too…
On the inside…

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